Anti-Blogger on the Run!

i few weeks ago a friend of mine told me about this online journal thing called xenga. supposibly, its' how you can keep in touch with people without talking to them everyday. she said she writes about what she is doing and so forth.... basically, i thought... what boring things can i write about? who would read it? then i met this tall, yet SHORT girl and she told me about blogger.com. i got hooked because i wanted to respond to her randomness with my randomness. i also thought that blogger was much more anti-asian than xenga... since i found out that everyone and their mother who is asian writes on xenga. i figured that i wasn't the average"asian" or so i think. I thought i'd share with my short friend all the random thoughts i have and things i have learned.... one thing that i have learned is that "randomness" may be my unknown gift... it may not be a spiritual gift or a "fruit" from galatians, but i think randomness is worth something at least to someone. who can resist the laughter.... if you can even understand it! -- well, i thought i'd share some of the random thoughts i've had over the past few weeks and while i was driving through mid day traffic (Don't people work?):

1. Did you know that you can drive an old, beat down van that use to be automatic and has been converted to stick shift? And, don't worry, if for some unknown reason it doesn't start, all you have to do is push it 15 feet (the run and jump in technique) -- Not to mention, it can run on half gas and half propane AND you can change the propane tank when the car is still running? If you get the lucky ticket, you can even sit on the propane tank while we are driving... if Lalo lets you!

2. If 100 birds fly over you... one is bound to poop on you. It's guaranteed!

3. Don't let anyone hold your bag of rice crackers. He may just lick one and put it back in the bag and shake it. You'll hate him for life and put him on the B.A.D. List. To top that off, he won't even know what the B.A.D. list is because he's still jealous that he's not as funny as you are. Lesson: Touch only the ones you're going to eat!!!

4. Being on the "D" team is the best team to be on. If you're lucky, the team may let you try out, but it's hard to make it because randomness is a gift not everyone has. Besides, you have to love skee ball, cake walks, and naked people. Not necessarily in that order! Most girls desire to be on the "E" team and strive for that "quiet, gentle spirit"stuff... i've come to the conclusion its because they've never seeing the "D" team in action.... they only wish writing manifestos came so easy for them. Lesson: Love, MGMT

5. Elevators are for people who are weak sauce! you better watch out, you may get stuck... no cute firemen to rescue you in foreign countries. (Do they even have a fire department?). Lesson: Cute firemen only exist on t.v.

Randomness Rocks! Peace Out!